Father's Day Gifts for Your Golden Retriever Dad

It is a truth universally acknowledged that dads are obsessed with the family dog. And they generally love a cheeky sock. Put them together, and here you have it: the perfect Father’s Day gift. You can choose your color and size, then send the seller a picture of your pet to be plastered all over the final product. PS: There’s room for up to four pet pictures, if he’s lucky enough to have more than one. ($7.39+, ModPawsUS via Etsy)

This all-in-one Ping Pong set will sate your Golden Retriever dad’s thirst for a rollicking activity that involves some kind of ball. It includes two paddles, three balls, and an expandable net with clamps that can transform any table into a Ping Pong arena. The kit is packable and travel-friendly, so you know he’s taking this on your next family vacation. ($39.99+, Amazon)

This seltzer has 5 milligrams of THC and 10 milligrams of CBD in each can, so he can relax and enjoy without any alcohol involved. The black currant flavor is deliciously sweet and tart at the same time and is made with all-natural fruit juices and without any artificial flavors. He'll crack one open at the end of the night and still have plenty of energy the next day. ($19.99, Cycling Frog)

This illustrated family portrait is just the kind of sweet-and-playful gift Golden Retriever dads thrive on. You’ll send the artist a family pic (make sure to choose one with the pets in it) and indicate any special details you might want to include, like a personal message or costume requests. They’ll send you a digital file that you can print out and have framed. It’ll take pride of place on your dad’s desk or night table. ($16.45+, TheArtOfNicholas via Etsy)

This toy is so cool, you won’t even mind that he’ll want to show you how it works every single time you visit. He’ll fold up the “paper” (actually made of carbon fiber) using one of the included templates and attach a Bluetooth device, then use the accompanying app to let it fly and spin. It can fly up to 25 miles per hour — definitely more impressive than the paper airplanes he used to make as a kid. ($60+, Uncommon Goods)

Here’s another wildly cool activity that he can recruit the family to join in on. You’ll start the game by reading the included murder mystery story, then put together the 500-piece puzzle by following the narrative. The final puzzle collects all the clues you need to crack the case. Hercule Poirot, is that you? ($19, Uncommon Goods)

Every Golden Retriever dad must have a way to blast his favorite Creedence Clearwater Revival album in the yard. This mini JBL speaker is Bluetooth-enabled and has a clip that he can hang on a bag, bike, belt loop, or water bottle. It’s also completely waterproof, so he can bring it to the pool, beach, on a camping trip, or in the shower. You won’t find him without it for the foreseeable future. ($49.95, Amazon)

A little bit of kitsch never hurt anyone. These cactus-shaped cocktail glasses are ideal for showcasing his famous margaritas at his summer barbecues, and they’re dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup. If you’re feeling extra generous, throw in this chips-and-dip serving bowl as well. ($34.87, Amazon)

Think Legos are only for kids? We (and probably your dad) would beg to differ. This 878-piece kit is designed especially for adults, creating a 9-inch bonsai tree and hours of calm, contemplative work — the most fun form of meditation. He can also get creative by using green leaves or pink cherry blossoms to top off his display. ($49.99, Lego)

It’s a baseball cap with a Golden holding an American flag in its mouth. How could we not? Other options here include a shamrock, a hot dog, a trout, and the date 1983, which can either be construed as the year J.Crew was founded or when “Scarface” premiered, whichever one your dad would care about more. ($19.50+, J.Crew Factory)